From the night block
2 a.m.
- Lights stay down.
- Leash. Same door. Same patch.
- Back in.
You are not starting a party.
If they empty: quiet, crate, dark. If they don't: still back in. No snack. No lights-up tour.
Instant download · $37 USD
Your puppy is home. Here's the next 14 days.
A simple daily house plan for potty, crate, sleep, feeding, and mouthing — so the first two weeks aren't chaos.
Less than one hour with a private trainer.
We don't promise a house-trained puppy. We write the next 14 days so the house has a clock. Not veterinary advice. 14-day refund if it wasn't useful.
- 1 Download The plan is on your phone in a minute.
- 2 Print one sheet Tape the clock card to the fridge.
- 3 2 a.m. is written The night trip is already on the page.
2 a.m.
The next trip is a script, not a debate in the hallway.
Another night of hallway debate — or a card already on the fridge.
What this is for
The first two weeks are a household problem, not a character test.
You brought home a small animal who does not know your floors, your nights, or your clock. Accidents happen. The crate is loud. Feeding times drift. Mouthing starts the second guests take off their shoes. Advice from four different books does not add up to a day.
This is a written house plan: what the day looks like, when you take them out, when the crate is for rest, what you do at 2 a.m., and what “good enough” looks like before day 14.
Tonight
The first nights
A 10-week-old puppy does not sleep through. You need a night window, a crate or pen placement, and a plan for the 2 a.m. potty trip — not a lecture about “crying it out.”
Floor
Accidents on the floor
Accidents are information about timing, not proof you failed. The plan gives potty windows tied to wake, eat, play, and crate — plus a log so you can see the pattern by day three.
Crate
Crate crying
Crying can mean “I need to go,” “I just got here,” or “this is new.” The daily pages tell you which window you're in and what to do next, instead of guessing in the hallway.
Door
Mouthing and visitors
Land-shark hours and people at the door break a loose schedule. You get a redirect script and a visitor protocol so the day doesn't collapse every time the doorbell rings.
What you'll hold
Fourteen days of the house, written down.
This is not a 10-page potty pamphlet. It's a day-by-day house plan for the first two weeks: schedule, crate, nights, feeding, mouthing, and the logs you actually print and stick on the fridge.
By day 14 the house has a clock. Not a finished dog.
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Day page
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Daily sheet
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Clock card
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Potty log
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Scripts
- Days 1–14 Each day has a morning, afternoon, evening, and overnight block. Potty windows, crate rest, meals, play, and mouthing redirects sit on the same page so you aren't flipping between apps.
- Printable logs Potty log, crate/rest log, and sleep log. Check boxes, not essays. You can see whether nights are stretching or whether accidents cluster after meals.
- Scripts What to say and do for crate crying, a 2 a.m. wake-up, mouthing, and visitors. Short lines you can use when you're tired — not a training philosophy.
- Day-0 setup A 10-minute setup: where the crate goes, where the potty spot is, when meals happen, who is on night duty. Fill it in once. Follow the day after that.
- What good enough looks like A plain note for each stretch of the two weeks so you don't measure day 3 against a fully trained adult dog. Progress is the household getting calmer, not a certificate.
Fit
Who this is for — and who should skip it.
For you if
- You just brought home a puppy around 8–16 weeks and the next two weeks need a written plan.
- You want one household schedule covering potty, crate, nights, feeding, and mouthing — not five conflicting blog posts.
- You like paper logs on the fridge more than another app login.
- Shared household clock. You and a partner keep arguing about nights, the crate, or “just this one exception.” One page to point at — who owns 2 a.m., when crate rest happens, what counts as an exception.
Not for you if
- You want a guarantee the puppy will be fully house-trained in 14 days. We don't sell that.
- You need veterinary, medical, or behavioral diagnosis. This is a household schedule, not a clinic.
- You already have a house routine that works and you only wanted a short potty checklist.
- You're looking for board-and-train, a live coach, or a 12-week curriculum.
How it works
Download. Print one sheet. 2 a.m. is already written.
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Download
Pay $37. The guidebook and printables arrive as an instant download. Print the logs if you want them on the fridge; keep the daily pages on your phone if you don't.
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Print one sheet
Fill in crate place, potty spot, meal times, and who handles nights. That's day 0. Tape the clock card up. You are not rewriting a training book. You are putting the house on a clock.
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2 a.m. is already written
Open today's page. Run the blocks. The night trip is on the fridge before you need it. Tomorrow's page assumes you did today's, including the messy parts. Skip a block; the plan still tells you what “good enough” is.
Guarantee
14 days. If it wasn't useful, we refund you.
Read it. Try the setup. Follow a few days. If you didn't find The 14-Day Puppy House Plan useful, email [email protected] within 14 days of purchase and we'll refund the $37. You may still have the files; we still honor the refund. We don't ask you to pretend the puppy is fully trained. We ask whether the plan helped the house.
Questions
Straight answers.
Will my puppy be house-trained in 14 days?
We don't promise that. Puppies in this age range are still learning bladder control, a new house, and a new clock. This plan organizes the first two weeks so potty, crate, sleep, feeding, and mouthing have a place in the day. That's different from a “fully trained” guarantee, and we won't sell you one.
Is this veterinary or medical advice?
No. It's a household schedule and logs. If your puppy is ill, in pain, not eating, or something feels medically off, call your veterinarian. This product does not diagnose, treat, or replace professional care.
How is this different from a short potty guide?
A potty-only PDF covers one problem. This is the house plan: days 1–14 with crate rest, nights, feeding times, mouthing redirects, visitor protocol, and printable logs. $37 is for the full day-by-day plus printables plus scripts — not a 10-page checklist.
What do I actually get?
A digital guidebook covering days 1–14, a day-0 setup page, scripts, and printable logs. Instant download after payment. No physical shipment. No membership.
How long does a day take?
The setup is about 10 minutes. After that you're living the day you already live — with windows and a log. You're not adding a two-hour training block. You're putting the existing day on paper.
What if my partner and I don't agree?
The plan is meant to be one shared clock: who does nights, when crate rest happens, what you do when guests arrive. It won't settle every argument. It does give you the same page to point at.
How do refunds work?
Email [email protected] within 14 days of purchase if you didn't find it useful. We'll refund $37 USD. Files may remain on your device; we still honor the refund. See the refund policy in the footer.
Who wrote this?
The 14-Day Puppy House Plan is an independent household-schedule product for new US puppy owners. It is not written by a celebrity trainer, and it is not affiliated with a clinic, kennel club, or registry. Questions: [email protected].
Ready when you are
Get the house plan for the first 14 days.
Guidebook, printable logs, and scripts. Instant download. $37. 14-day refund if it wasn't useful.
$37 — less than one hour with a private trainer.
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